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  Male Martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens, what can female suicide bombers expect???

  by James Mixon in

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  female martyrs will be chief of 72 virgins the fairest of the women, and plus she will made beautiful , happy and without jealousy .."whoopee" their paradise is worst than jw's paradise..

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  smiddy3: Girls typically married at age 12 or 13 in those days , immediately after puberty. So now we are talking about virgin maidens around 11 years old, babies...
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  Male Martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens, what can female suicide bombers expect???

  by James Mixon in

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  female martyrs will be chief of 72 virgins the fairest of the women, and plus she will made beautiful , happy and without jealousy .."whoopee" their paradise is worst than jw's paradise..

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  Husband number one..no thank you, you were a jerk.
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  Male Martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens, what can female suicide bombers expect???

  by James Mixon in

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  female martyrs will be chief of 72 virgins the fairest of the women, and plus she will made beautiful , happy and without jealousy .."whoopee" their paradise is worst than jw's paradise..

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  Ninth century scholar Al-Tabarani argued that women will be reunited with their husbands in the next world, and those who had multiple husbands can pick the best one to be their eternal spouse. I would love to be there when she pick her eternal mate. Husband number one no think you, a jerk. Husband two I never love you it was a arrange marriage and three I pick you. Husband three, hell no I want a 15 year old virgin make that 72 15 year old virgins..Some religions are very strange.....
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  Male Martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens, what can female suicide bombers expect???

  by James Mixon in

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  female martyrs will be chief of 72 virgins the fairest of the women, and plus she will made beautiful , happy and without jealousy .."whoopee" their paradise is worst than jw's paradise..

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  Charlotte: you are so right, don't promise you will never die in 20-30 years, be smart if you are going to start a cult..Stay away from end of the world dates, please.....
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  Male Martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens, what can female suicide bombers expect???

  by James Mixon in

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  female martyrs will be chief of 72 virgins the fairest of the women, and plus she will made beautiful , happy and without jealousy .."whoopee" their paradise is worst than jw's paradise..

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  dogisgod: that's a good one..
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  Male Martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens, what can female suicide bombers expect???

  by James Mixon in

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  female martyrs will be chief of 72 virgins the fairest of the women, and plus she will made beautiful , happy and without jealousy .."whoopee" their paradise is worst than jw's paradise..

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  If I became a male Martyrs as a servant of Jehovah in 1929 Golden Age July 24, "The colored race have been and are a race of servants. There is no servant in the world as good as a good colored servant".Now that's the type of paradise I would look forward too.LOL Muslim women Martyrs paradise and paradise for me in the past (1929) something to die for, I'am so happy there was new light I could still stay black and enter paradise....
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  Male Martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens, what can female suicide bombers expect???

  by James Mixon in

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  female martyrs will be chief of 72 virgins the fairest of the women, and plus she will made beautiful , happy and without jealousy .."whoopee" their paradise is worst than jw's paradise..

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  An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah. He said , "Oh,Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also may be new at this sex thing, can I have 72 prostitutes?" Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied,"Actually 72 virgins are here in heaven because bastards like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty." The bomber responded. "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?" And Allah replied, "who said they were women?"
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  Male Martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens, what can female suicide bombers expect???

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
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  female martyrs will be chief of 72 virgins the fairest of the women, and plus she will made beautiful , happy and without jealousy .."whoopee" their paradise is worst than jw's paradise..

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  Female martyrs will be chief of 72 virgins the fairest of the women, and plus she will made beautiful , happy and without jealousy .."Whoopee" Their paradise is worst than JW's paradise.
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  If the WTBTS Was Disbanded Tomorrow...

  by Cimarrona in

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  how would the gb, do, co, bethelites, elders, pioneers, etc list their now-meaningless positions on their resume?

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  I few may commit Hara-Kiri.
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  Worst things said in talks available online

  by usualusername1 in

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  hiya peeps.

  in my comedy routine i am keen to add some audio of the worst things jws have said in talks.

  tight pants tony.

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  Ten year old boy sitting in the KH and they are talking about masturbation, damn we are just becoming friends...